semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.


echelon-flow-harto

semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

echelon-flow-harto

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

Basically my life story.

shutupaubrey:

i hate getting close to people because then they realize i’m a piece of shit

Michael Fassbender by Paul Maffi

collections that are raw as fuck ➝ elie saab f/w 2012-13

barbieklausmisha:

d0gbl0g:

ahahahahahhahahahahahehheaheaheaheahaheaheahheaheahaehahahahahahhahaheaheaheahaee


Like a boss!

queen-and-colfer:

Bitch, please!

widgenstain:

storiesfromlatenight:

The great James McAvoy dropped by Late Night with Seth Meyers to talk about X-Men: Days of Future Past, acting with his hero, Sir Patrick Stewart, and playing disturbing scenes with his sister.

Look at the 5 shades of  grey outfit! Hmmmm And I was wondering about the scene with Joy! Thank you so much for asking Seth Meyers person!

What’s happening in the X-Men World? x

seadeepspaceontheside:

 I find that Charles’ responses are getting louder over the years.


James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender attend the UK premiere of ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’ at the Odeon Leicester Square on May 12, 2014 in London, England.

James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender attend the UK premiere of ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’ at the Odeon Leicester Square on May 12, 2014 in London, England.